The 69¢ Bin

Movie pitches inspired by random thrift store photos

Olga Elliot
2 min readApr 1, 2020

BOYS IN BLUE

Prom night 1983. A lonely teen befriends a magical lizard. Together they become a crime fighting duo out to find the boys missing father before the lizard’s enchantment wears off.

Keith clutching his new lizard friend, Langford

SOGGY GRAPES

A frail, yet narcissistic senior citizen discovers a bone-chilling secret. Her new lover is a member of the CIA. His mission? Slice her neck in two.

Marty and Winnie

BARONESS OF BEAUTY

In a small coastal fishing town Toni, a fame hungry singer, attends The Hospital of Enlightenment, where she claims to use the power of her mind to attain what she wants most — to become an oil tycoon. Enter Ralph, her spiritual mentor and partner, who wants the empire for himself.

Toni aka “oil tycoon”

PICKLE’S MANIFESTO

The morally bankrupt Pickles family runs Texas farm country with an iron fist. When the patriarch disappears under strange circumstances, they orchestrate an alien abduction cover-up to keep their power — until Polly Pickle goes missing too.

Papa and Mama Pickle

ANYONE BUT MOGS

Two of the three Honeey clan triplets are inseparable. And then there’s Mogs. She’s a black-market liver saleswoman, obsessive gambler and the first to get engaged. Her jealous sisters plot to ruin the wedding.

The three triplets

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